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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:14 pm

lolz yo momma is so fat she push up in the elevator and it went down
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:42 pm

YO mamas so fat she couldn't jump if she was on the moon. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:28 pm

How does a monkey cross the road?


He hops on a chicken!
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:37 pm

What did the celery stick say to the carrot?

nothing. celery sticks can't talk.
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:53 pm

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What did the celery stick say to the carrot?

nothing. celery sticks can't talk.

Oh ho ho hooooo you little kidder.

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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:05 pm

A man is in a bar. He's so drunk he keeps falling out of his stool. Someone offers to take him home. The drunk man barley makes it to the car. The drunk man points out his house when they get there and he takes him to the door. He stumbles out of the car and gradually walks to the door. When they finally reach the door, the drunk man's wife says "thank you for taking him home, but where is his wheelchair?"
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:24 pm

that joke gave me a joke ^

wat did the guy say when he walked into a bar??

OUCH!
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:50 pm

FootNinja wrote:
that joke gave me a joke ^

wat did the guy say when he walked into a bar??

OUCH!
OMG that one was on batman i swear!
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:00 am

hahaha idk i think it might of been
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:45 pm

There's another version of that one.



Three guys walked into a bar. the fourth one ducked.
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:42 am

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There are two ice cubes in a Freezer. One says "boy its cold in here". The other says "OMG a talking ice cube!"






Is god man or woman?
god is both.
Is god black or white?
god is both.
Is god michael jackson?


I lol'd soo hard
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:47 am

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.


What may seem something seems not.A Broken watch tells the right time once every 12 hours.
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:37 am

johnpogi wrote:
A Broken watch tells the right time once every 12 hours.
LOLOOLOLL

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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:07 pm

What month has 28 days? ALL OF THEM!
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:25 pm

They took away lindey vonn's downhill medal from her. Guess why.


Obama was gettin there faster!
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:43 am

LMAO good1
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:56 pm

KiLLErMaN99 wrote:
johnpogi wrote:
A Broken watch tells the right time once every 12 hours.
LOLOOLOLL


I got the quotes from a book.
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:59 pm

A man asks God:

Man:God,How Long Is a second to you?
God:About 1 million years
Man:And how much is a penny to you,God?
God:A million dollars
Man:Then Can you give me a penny?
God:Just a Second...
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:15 am

Lol
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:21 am

johnpogi wrote:
A man asks God:

Man:God,How Long Is a second to you?
God:About 1 million years
Man:And how much is a penny to you,God?
God:A million dollars
Man:Then Can you give me a penny?
God:Just a Second...

rofl thats a great 1 hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:04 pm

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?




EDIT:

OMG my topic got STICKIED! in celebration, i give you the world's funniest joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:44 pm

Why cant Mexicans play Uno?

Because they take all the green cards.
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:47 pm

why did the cow cross the road?

to get to the MOOOvies.
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:50 pm

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Why cant Mexicans play Uno?

Because they take all the green cards.
LOLDOLOLDOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLOOL

Eh I'm pretty sure Krusty said this on another one but:

Why don't mexicans have Bbq's
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What do you call an elevator full of white guys?
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PostSubject: Re: The "joke" thread   Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:25 am

^ lololo a bit racist dun yah think guys XD!!
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